Rate Your Footballer & WAG
We're shown Footballers in their £100,000 cars and WAGS wearing their most expensive fake tan, but how did you rate them in these four categories.
Annalisa Kiely asked 10 boys and 10 girls to rate these footballers and WAGS on a scale of 1-5 for their Fitness/Hotness, and here are the average scores.
Fitness / hotness (Hottest = 5)
Boys Girls
Steven Gerrard 3 4
Alex Curran 4 4
David Beckham 3 5
Victoria Beckham 2 3
Wayne Rooney 1 2
Coleen Rooney 4 4
Theo Walcott 3 3
Melanie Slade 3 3
Peter Crouch 2 2
Abbey Clancy 5 4
"Looks like the Scouse lass is doing well for herself"
"Maybe bigger isn't better Pete!"
Training for any footballer is hard work and being the sidekick of such is even harder, but how would they cope with learning algebra and reading poetry?
Likely Amount of GCSE's passed at school
Steven Gerrard 2 2
Alex Curran 2 2
David Beckham 3 2
Victoria Beckham 1 1
Wayne Rooney 1 1
Coleen Rooney 2 3
Theo Walcott 2 2
Melanie Slade 3 3
Peter Crouch 2 1
Abbey Clancy 2 1
"Are you sure 2 becomes 1 Victoria?"
They're most likely to have never made a sandwich of any kind in their lives, but we'd like to think they'd at least be capable of a cheese sandwich.
Capable to make a cheese sandwich
Yes No
Steven Gerrard x J
Alex Curran x J
David Beckham x J
Victoria Beckham x J
Wayne Rooney x J
Coleen Rooney J x
Theo Walcott J x
Melanie Slade J x
Peter Crouch x J
Abbey Clancy x J
"Maybe cookery isn't your strength Alex?"
If Abbey Clancy hadn't come second in 'Britain's Next Top Model' or if Theo Walcott had appeared in 'Harry Potter and the order of the Phoenix', things might've turned out different for the footballers and WAGS.
If they weren't a Footballer/WAG they would be...
Steven Gerrard Writer
Alex Curran Beautician
David Beckham Underwear Designer
Victoria Beckham Singer (but she failed at that already, and miserably)
Wayne Rooney Shrek Lookalike
Coleen Rooney Tanning Salon Owner
Theo Walcott Actor
Melanie Slade Band member
Peter Crouch Record holder for tallest man
Abbey Clancy reality TV star (oh wait she already was)
"Imagine how tangoed Coleen would be if she owned her own salon!"
"Wayne you missed your big chance in Shrek the Musical!"
"We're sure Theo and Daniel Radcliffe would've been best of friends"
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